Whitey & Other Stories

I think this was the best election story of the season (other than Republicans taking over the House of Representatives). The Green Party candidate for governor of Illinois, Rich Whitney, showed up on the machine as "Rich Whitey". Most would now make a joke that he should be a Republican, but when eight out of the ten richest members of Congress are Democrats, it doesn't really fit. Now, they say it was just a mistake. Could be true. My last name is often misspelled as "Honkey", but I doubt it. Someone had a sense of humor. I did like the guy worrying about losing votes over it. Dude, you're the Green Party candidate. This was probably the first time anyone heard of you.

It was a fun election. I would have liked for Barbara Boxer to go down. But to be honest, I was not all that sad to see Democrat Jerry Brown win the governorship of California. That state is screwed. It's been reported that California is on the hook for about $500 billion in unfunded pensions. Which is a lot more than the entire state budget. Except the amount could be closer to $3 trillion. Add to that a deteriorating economic base, an increasing number of illegal immigrants and 30% of the welfare cases in the country, and you have a state voted most likely to declare bankruptcy. I'd much rather Jerry Brown (retread governor when a lot of that crap started) captain this sinking ship.

If I was a better blogger, I would have looked up whatever X Factor is. Well, I'm assuming this story isn't about the Iron Maiden album. Sounds like one of those cookie cutter talent by the talentless shows. And one of the contestants apparently had a rough go of things but seemed to be getting it together. Now it's been reported that she has a relative who is a "high class escort". Her 81 year old grandmother. My first thought was the term "high class" is thrown around waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. My second thought was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf.

Speaking of barf, this story from West Virginia (of course) is one of the most disturbing I've ever written about. Two guys at a motel (where one lives) were drinking in his room. His horribly ugly estranged wife wanders down from her room (where she lives) looking for oral sex. The husband (less dumb one) said no. His friend (the incredibly dumb one) said sure. Until the smell drove him away. The woman decides seduction is now the best course of action so she whips out a knife and threatens to cut some throats if someone doesn't get to licking. Fortunately the police arrived. Unfortunately they didn't shoot her to make sure this story never happens again.

I think I'll move to Latvia.

Stumbled across this very interesting story. Or stupid story. Can't remember which. Madonna did some "sexy" (yeah, right) ads for someone and is all pissed off because the un-retouched versions were leaked out. Showing Madonna is 52 years old and has horribly veiny arms. I'm pissed that I had to see the pictures myself.

Reason 3,109,548 that England is going to Hell in a handbasket. A guy goes on a week vacation. A bunch of squatters move into his house and change the locks. The police won't do anything because they say it's a civil matter not a criminal one. WTF??? Exactly when did breaking and entering stop being a criminal offense? Fine. Sounds like a good time to fumigate the place. Let's get the big tent over the house and poison some rats.

But why should I be surprised by that. Here's another article about the grand social experiment going on there. A 32 year old British woman has never been married, been knocked up by four different guys to the tune of five children and has been unemployed her entire life. She clears 32K pounds a year (about $45K). For being a whore. And how does she spend this money? Vacations abroad. Three laptops. Video games for all the kids. Flat screen TVs in every bedroom. Oh and a boob job. She's proud of her looks. Shouldn't be. I love how she thinks she deserves this. That's the messed up entitlement culture that we seem to be trying to import. Nothing but a worthless drain on society thinks the country owes her a living for being ........well a worthless drain on society. And no, I don't agree with her assessment that being a mother entitles her because her lazy bitch ass is probably producing five more welfare drains. If the welfare people had any sense, they'd go confiscate a lot of that crap. Hell, take some surgical blades and get the implants back.

Of course, another thing we're trying to take from the Europeans is socialized medicine. So, here's a heart warming story from Greece. They don't want to buy "special footwear" for people with diabetes. It's cheaper to just cut the leg off.

Here's a cute story. Kanye West thought having diamonds as his bottom teeth would be cool. But just having a diamond grill would not. So he had his teeth pulled and replaced with diamond implants. I was wrong when I thought Kanye West was a moron. He's simply not that smart.

"Our backs ache, our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right." This was a cheer that a bunch of six year olds in Michigan were doing. One girl's parents complain. So that girl was booted from the team. There seems to be some debate about whether the cheer was appropriate for six year olds. I'm a prude (as everyone knows) so obviously I think sexualizing six year olds may not be the best idea out there. But really, how stupid is an organization that thinks just because a set of parents questions the appropriateness of the cheer, it's a good idea to throw the girl off the team?

Was never a fan of Christina Aguilera's music. Just not my interest. But she was hot. Getting even hotter when I find out that she liked to cruise for chicks. And her husband knew about it. But he didn't get to join in so it may have led to divorce. Remember, ladies, that making your man spank it in the corner while you're doing another girl could be detrimental to your marriage.