Saturday, March 31, 2007

More Basketball and All

This is a lousy way to end the NCAA basketball tournament. A Final Four composed of four teams that I really don’t want to win it. If Ohio State wins, more teams may decide that Big 10 basketball is the way to go. It isn’t the way to go. A win by Georgetown means way too much face time for the elder John Thompson. I don’t think that’s good for anyone. UCLA gets in, and here comes all the re-deification of John Wooden with no mention of how dirty his program was. If Florida repeats, we get Yoakim Noah simultaneously whoring himself to the camera and wondering why no one likes him. I used to wonder how someone that unattractive could have been spawned by a Swedish beauty queen, but then I saw this picture and began to realize she might have some hidden genetic problems. Overall, I just wish they would all lose, but I’m not predicting anything. My picks suck.

There’s another Final Four going on that I admittedly hadn’t paid attention to except to note that LSU is in the women’s Final Four even though their head coach abruptly resigned before the tournament started when it was discovered that she apparently did a former player. By “did”, I mean she apparently coached her down instead of up. Actually, word is that there was more than one. I’m assuming the appropriately named Pokey was having her “inappropriate relations” while the former player(s) was an active (no pun intended) player. Truthfully, I am curious to know who it was because I would like to see if she was worth throwing away a very lucrative career for. UL just hired a women’s basketball coach for $300K a year. Pokey had Final Fours on her resume, so she just lost a lot of money. Then it was how it was portrayed. I guess nothing should surprise me, but the level of support for Pokey within the press is pretty astonishing. From blaming LSU for the problems to glowing bios to my personal favorite – a story telling how LSU's tournament resilience is a tribute to Pokey. What? After years of fending off Pokey's advances, LSU was great at team defense? Give me a break. The fact that these reporters are tip-toeing around this story is a bit ridiculous. You know full and well that a male coach caught laying pipe to one of his female players would be crucified. And rightly so. I never thought college professors should mess with students, and I don’t think college coaches should mess with their players. Too much area for abuse.

I almost forgot. There was another Final Four this week – the NIT. Actually, there may have been a women’s NIT, but I’m not 100% sure that it really exists. There was a time that the NIT was as big as the NCAA tournament, because it was played at Madison Square Gardens while the NCAA was played in places like Kansas City. Then the NCAA squeezed the NIT into the background. Then they bought it to keep it from going under (presumably for the same reason they sanction enough bowl games for every team over .500, more teams in the postseason). They were supposed to improve the product, but much like every other thing the NCAA does, they screwed it up. Case in point, West Virginia won this year’s NIT, but the T-shirts provided by the NIT spelled it “West Virgina”. If they were going to misspell it, they could have at least made it interesting with “West Virginney” or “America’s Butthole”. Give it a spark. Or at least be more descriptive.

One last point on Tubby Smith’s job change. Originally, I thought the reason for his move was because he let the talent level drop and didn’t want to be stuck with it next year. Then I heard his son Saul was going to be hired there as an assistant, and it makes even more sense. Nobody in Lexington liked Saul, so no way he could ever be Tubby’s successor at UK. Minnesota’s a different story. Bet Tubby won’t have a problem dumping his staff with the Gophers. At least the ones who might be between Saul and the head coaching job when Tubby’s ready to retire. Hell, I bet youngest son Brian transfers from Ole Miss to be Minnesota’s starting point guard in 2008.

In other sports related news, I got great news the other day. Joe Theismann has been bumped from the Monday Night Football with Ron Jaworski taking his place. Unfortunately, Tony Kornheiser will still be there so I’ll probably still have to have the volume down. I wish they would replace him with pretty much anybody. Well, except Joe Theismann. A cinder block would be acceptable though. Since I watch a lot of college football, I was concerned when I heard that because he was still under a general contract with ESPN, Theismann might be moved to NCAA games. Fortunately, he says he won’t do college games, because “he’s an NFL guy”. I forgot how fundamentally different the college game is from the NFL.

Now, this was an odd story. A Toledo football player was busted for trying to bribe teammates to shave points for a local gambler. The oddity is that enough money was bet on Toledo football games to make bribing players worthwhile.

Okay, this is odder. They had hooligan riots in Greece over women’s volleyball. And apparently, it’s not the first time. Kind of proves my point from before. Americans don’t take sports near as seriously as other countries. I’m hard pressed to recall our last volleyball riot.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Who's Next?

Well, Tubby has left the building which brings up the question – who’s next? Dick Vitale said Minnesota got the better end of the deal with Tubby moving there, but Dick's a moron. How can you rate who got off better when UK hasn't hired a replacement? Contrary to popular belief that good coaches will avoid the pressure of a UK job, I think most would love to have teh fan support, facilities and salary that go with UK basketball. Several names have been put forth. As a UL fan, my suggestion would be Saul Smith. He’s probably available. One person who has already declared himself out of the race for UK head coach is Rick Pitino. Of course, coaches routinely say they aren’t interested in another job without meaning it, plus he’s liar and a mercenary so I wouldn’t put anything past him. He did say it was because he’s too old to switch jobs, but he left out the fact that his roster at UL looks a lot nicer which is really why. Actually, I was shocked by two things – how many UK fans want him back and how many think he will actually be back. I think that may be Tubby’s greatest accomplishment. He got UK fans to forgive Pitino. As for Pitino going back, I find that unlikely. Have UK fans forgotten all the traitor based nicknames they gave him? The signs at Rupp Arena telling him how much they hated him (and his wife)? Do they think he doesn’t know what fanbase was spreading the rumors that he was leaving his wife to move in with a cheerleader he knocked up? The rumor that his trip to the Cleveland Clinic was because he had AIDS? Might have been some burnt bridges from that one.

Obviously, Billy Donovan is the first choice. Wonder if Vitale would still think UK lost something if they get Donovan, his title (and maybe another next week), and three Final Fours? Some people think UK doesn’t have a shot at him. Along the lines of “why leave a good thing without the pressure.” One columnist guaranteed Donovan wouldn’t leave because he is building a legend at Florida, and why make a move that entails higher expectations. To begin with, that’s silly. Ambitious coaches like Donovan believe they can win anywhere. Even though high profile college coaches often struggle making the jump to the pros, new ones keep trying. As for Florida being a better job than UK, he’s nuts. Being a legend in Florida basketball is slightly better than being an American legend in curling. I think Florida only sold out a few games this year, and that was in a 12,000 seat arena. UK gets twice that for Midnight Madness. Florida is the defending champs, but they only took 500 people to their first round game in New Orleans. UK probably took more to Maui. Sure, the UK coach has to deal with some wackjobs, but he also has de facto home games in the tournament. Florida’s AD says he’ll fight to keep him, but can he? The problem in getting into a bidding war with UK is the question of whether or not Florida is willing to alienate football coach Urban Meyer by paying their basketball coach more. Not likely, so Florida will have to pay out quite a bit in money to keep both happy. Donovan might like being at Florida (where girls from Playboy date basketball players), so he could just be using UK’s interest to get a pay bump, but I don’t think he would rule it out of hand.

Of course, if Donovan doesn’t take the job, there are some other candidates. Like Saul Smith. Two guys they should consider are Rick Barnes and John Calipari. Barnes is in the same situation at Texas where he plays second fiddle to football, so he might be interested in moving. He did a good job taking a mediocre Texas program to the Final Four and turning them into a yearly contender. He certainly can recruit. Calipari probably won’t even be asked because his rep is sketchy which is something I've never figured out. The only NCAA problems were at UMass, but that was Marcus Camby taking money from a wannabe agent. It was determined Calipari didn’t know anything about it, and common sense says he wouldn’t want some two bit agent around. The thing with Calipari is he can recruit and coach. Look at his present team in Memphis that was a solid 2 seed in the tournament. Only one senior on the roster which means almost all of them agreed to go there knowing all the other good teams in CUSA were going or gone. And his players just flat out play hard for him. As for coaching, I’ll never forget that UMass Final Four team. It’s only legitimate star was Camby. Donta Bright was the only other high recruit. Only four other players ever saw the floor much - a garbageman forward, one guy off the bench and two Puerto Rican guards. That year, UK had one of the most loaded college teams of my generation, but they lost to UMass in the regular season and had all they could handle beating them in the Final Four. I’d love to see what kind of team he could put together with UK’s resources. So, as a UL fan, I must say Calipari is an evil man and UK shouldn’t associate with those types. However, it's probably not an issue because while I think Calipari would take the job in a heartbeat, I doubt he even gets an interview. And he probably knows it which is why he says he's happy at Memphis.

If Calipari is ignored and the other two say no, there are plenty of others. Tom Izzo is a stretch (he’s from Michigan), but he’s a winner and may want a change of scenery. Thad Matta has been a success everywhere and look where he’s got Ohio State. Plus, he’s always shown a willingness to leave a team. Only problem with those two is Big 10 basketball is boring. That’s why Tubby-ball will fit in. A couple of younger guys who might get looks are Jay Wright at Villanova and Billy Gillispie at Texas A&M. Both have done well enough that you wonder what they could do with UK’s resources. Travis Ford and John Pelphrey aren’t ready. Two names that I heard some UK fans mention on sports radio were Coach K (no, I won’t spell it) and Bob Knight which reinforces my belief that too many UK fans haven’t got a clue about basketball outside of Kentucky. I’m surprised I didn’t hear Roy Williams’ name. Some people are set where they are.

There is one guy whose name hasn’t really come up much who I think would be perfect for UK, and I’m being serious. If I was UK, I would go to Knoxville and get Bruce Pearl. He doesn’t have a long time connection to UT, so what would hold him there? Some people might think he should show more loyalty since he’s only been there two years, but Tubby was at Georgia only two years before moving to UK, and apparently I’m the only one who doesn’t think Tubby’s a saint. I’ve watched Pearl since I was at Kentucky Wesleyan, and he coached our biggest rival Southern Indiana. The guy can coach. He has at every place he’s been. He finished ahead of UK in his two seasons at Tennessee. He took over a 14-17 UT squad that lost its two leading scorers and was pretty much Chris Lofton and a bunch of nobodies. They won the SEC East his first year. With UK having a thin roster next year, a coach who can win with little talent would be handy. He’s already putting together top recruiting classes, and hiring him not only means they’ve got a good coach, it means UT doesn’t have him. I think the sky is the limit for him at UT. It would be even higher at UK.

But it’s not just coaching. Pearl’s personality indicates that he can handle the pressure that comes with coaching UK. The fact that he would go to a woman’s game with his chest painted gives me the impression that he won’t shun the fishbowl existence. He’ll embrace it. That was half Tubby’s problem. He found his media responsibilities to be a chore (although happily accepting the part of his pay that comes from media responsibilities), and fans to be a hindrance. The fact that he said he thought UK had a good season after the SEC tournament shows he was really out of touch with his base. Pearl won’t be. He’ll promote the Hell out of the program, and he’ll also do something that made Pitino quite popular here. He’ll tell the fans what they want to hear – UK is the greatest job on earth. He may not mean it, but he knows how to play the game. So, you have a guy who can recruit, win and win early, and keep the fan base happy. Why doesn’t he get more mention?

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Don't Let The Door Hit You

I must say I am surprised. I said Tubby Smith wouldn't be fired or resign, but it never occurred to me that another school would offer similar money to what he was making at UK. I guess people will overpay for name recognition. As a UL fan, I’m sorry to see him gone. Especially now that we’ve gotten the excessive whining that the people of Kentucky care too much about basketball to the detriment of more important things. Mark Story of the Herald-Leader wished more people cared who would be the next governor (but I'm sure he wants people to continue reading the sports page so he can keep his job where he gets paid to watch basketball games). Pardon me for not spending my time looking into the minutiae of Bruce Lunsford's opinions on the tax code. Truth be told, most people understand fundamental differences between the parties which is why they don't obsess over politics. They generally have a pretty good idea what they are looking for, and besides, elections are infrequent while basketball is always there. Plus, I find it ironic that anyone from the Herald-Leader is complaining about uninformed voters when I've found their coverage of candidates to be pretty damn sad. They'll have a page where they list the responses from the campaigns to a handful of generic questions without any real in depth coverage so you can’t really find out their stands on smaller issues. Basketball is much easier to get information on.

So, is Kentucky too obsessed with basketball? I don't so. Contrary to popular belief, Americans are not that wacked out when it comes to sports. At least compared to other countries. Try watching a soccer game in Latin America. A soccer match sparked a war between El Salvador and Honduras (probably one of those boring 0-0 ties). U.S. cities sometimes have riots after championship games, but in Europe, they have a lot of soccer fans who travel to away games just so they can riot. So, while I will admit the state does have a basketball obsession, I don't think it's that big a deal. Sports are pretty easy for the regular person to follow. Besides, is it better to be obsessed with basketball or blonde bimbos who suddenly drop dead (I want to state for the record that I am not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby) and US Weekly covergirls who have problems wearing underwear in public?

The funnier part of the whole episode was the belief that Tubby Smith leaving was somehow unprecedented, but that's crap. It doesn’t happen so much in basketball, but that’s because UK is one of the few schools that have such a strong basketball orientation. There are a lot in football. Bill Curry left Alabama for UK after a 10-2 season that ended in the Sugar Bowl. Smith won 76% of his games at UK plus a national championship. At Miami, Larry Coker won 80% of his games, a national title and went to three BCS bowls in six years. He even changed the image of Miami as they no longer dominated police blotters as often as the AP polls. He just got fired for the same reason people bitched about Smith. The program was declining, and the future no longer looked bright. In fact, Coker had a better record, but less time. Yet, while there were some who questioned it (like me), there wasn’t the hyperventilating that happened when Tubby left (and he left on his own). So, no, this is not unprecedented.

We've also got the argument that Smith was treated shabbily. Sorry, I almost never feel sympathy for someone making millions of dollars. I don't care what kind of spotlight or pressure is on them. That attention to their position is the reason they get that kind of money. So deal with it. If he left because he wanted to coach a place with lower expectations, UK is better off without him. This is big time sports. You don't want a coach who wants to take it easy. As for high expectations at UK, why is this seen as a problem? He makes $2 million a year. What other business pays their top man more than just about all their competitors and then doesn't care if he keeps the team on the top? I think the closest case to Smith is Lloyd Carr who been head coach at Michigan since 1995. He’s also won 76% of his games, a title, been to four Rose Bowls, never missed the postseason and been a coach in some capacity at Michigan since 1980. Yet, there are one or two websites devoted to firing him, because he’s recently struggled in bowl games and has fallen behind conference rival Ohio State. Substitute tournament for bowl games and Florida for Ohio State, and you’ve got Tubby Smith. So, other schools have these expectations.

I think that is the point a bunch of people were making that floored me. They said Smith one of the best coaches in the country and was a classy guy. Is Smith a top 10 coach? I don't think so. What are you measuring? He has a title, but so does Rollie Massimino. Coach K, Bob Knight and Jim Calhoun are active coaches with multiple titles. There are several more with one title, but more than one trip to the Final Four. Tom Izzo, Billy Donovan, Jim Boeheim, Lute Olsen and Roy Williams come immediately to mind. Plus, there are some without titles who I believe have coached better than Smith because they weren’t taking over a team at the top like he was. Smith took over a program that had just been to two straight title games. I think Rick Barnes getting a mediocre basketball program at a football school like Texas into the Final Four took better coaching. Ben Howland just hit his second Final Four in four seasons at UCLA. Yet, look at what Smith has done since the title? Yeah, he makes the tournament every year, but so what? UK had been to three Final Fours in the previous five years of his tenure, so maintaining a tournament presence for 10 years is a minimum. Does anyone think if Pete Carroll left Southern Cal that if their next coach won a title in his first year, but never made it back to a BCS bowl, he wouldn’t be on the hot seat?

Now is Smith a classy guy? He doesn’t seem like a bad guy, but I certainly don’t consider him some moral paragon in coaching. In fact, he has shows a lot of traits that get other coaches criticized while he often gets a pass. When the first NCAA Academic Progress Report came out two years ago, UK basketball was 63rd which would be fine if it was out of all division I basketball schools. However, they were 63rd out of the 65 team tournament field. Earlier this year he locked out callers on his call in show. He took Marquis Estill off scholarship because he over signed a recruiting class. He conveniently “found” a fax that got Randolph Morris eligible again. I’m still trying to figure out how he got the Commonwealth Attorney’s office to hold off prosecuting Wayne Turner whose car was used in a hit and run. Oh right, the tournament was starting, and that could have been a distraction. He supported UK’s (admittedly stupid) athlete alcohol policy as long as baseball players were in trouble, but got it done away with once his players started getting in trouble. Which was quite often. Not once, but twice Smith had teams so out of control that they were nicknamed Team Turmoil. His players feared his discipline so little that when he declared he’d had enough, two of them got busted for using fake IDs to get into a bar the next day. His idea of discipline was to kick Corey Sears off the team for getting beat up on the team bus by Gerald Fitch, but never did much to Fitch who was constantly in trouble. Difference? Fitch was a much better player. It doesn’t make Smith necessarily a bad person. Just no better than any other coach who looks the other way while trying to win.

Actually, the way Smith left was anything but “classy”. Some people are still insisting he was forced out, but the evidence makes it pretty clear that wasn’t the case. Hell, apparently UK didn’t even insist on changes to his staff. When he went to Minnesota, he didn’t even have the common courtesy to call the UK administration or possibly even his players. They found out from media reports. Then I found out his agent had been talking with the Gophers for six weeks. Go back six weeks on the UK schedule and you find an 18-5 UK team about to face Florida. Then they finished 4-7. Not saying Tubby was mailing it in, but when you have to start little used walk-on Dwight Perry in a tournament game because you put his name instead of his cousin Bobby Perry’s on the lineup card, you either don’t care anymore or you’re incompetent. Plus, look at the shape Smith left UK in. Randolph Morris signed a contract within a day of Smith leaving which means he was already in negotiations. Smith was probably aware of that. As I’ve mentioned before, without Morris, UK is probably going to struggle next year. So, Tubby’s half-assed recruiting has put UK in this position, but he takes off for Minnesota so that the new coach gets blamed for the mess he leaves behind. In fact, I think this is the reason Smith really left. He saw the roster and knew he probably couldn’t do enough to save his job next year, so why not go elsewhere and get five years with a fresh start?

Truthfully, I don’t do it often, but this time I’ll stick with the UK fans. Smith wants to be paid like a big time coach, but doesn’t want the expectations that go with. So, he puts a program in decline and leaves. I’m not convinced he’s going to do all that great at Minnesota. Remember, he’s coached at two major conference teams, Georgia and Kentucky. At both schools, he peaked his first year with someone else’s recruits. I’m not saying that I agree with Gregg Doyel who thinks Smith will be a miserable failure in Minnesota, but he is dead on about one point – if Smith can’t recruit at UK, who is he going to get to go to Minnesota? The assumption is that the type of recruits he got to UK may not have been good enough for the Wildcats, but he can be successful with them at Minnesota. Only thing is will he be able to get the same recruits at Minnesota? Maybe teh Sheray Thomas' of the world, but do you really think Tayshaun Prince and Keith Bogans would have gone to Minnesota instead of UK to play for Smith there? Look at his last ditch recruiting efforts at UK, Patrick Patterson and Jai Lucas. Both have indicated they probably won’t consider UK without Smith (bet that changes if Billy Donovan ends up there), but I notice neither is even considering Minnesota with Smith there. Since his style fits in the ugly Big Ten (and the Big Ten sucks right now), I can see Smith putting together a team good enough to contend for an occasional Sweet Sixteen, but I think Smith may be in for a rude awakening if he thinks the expectations will be really low. The coach he's replacing had a winning record at Minnesota, and a school that commits that much money to a coach won’t be satisfied with an occasional Sweet Sixteen.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

NCAA First & Second Round Thoughts

I'm actually doing quite well this year even with my first round upsets flopping for the most part. VCU and Winthrop winning the first round wasn't that big an upset because Duke and Notre Dame were seeded too high. However, round two was really good to me as I got 14 out of the Sweet Sixteen correct. Even better, I still have seven of my elite eight alive. Damn Texas screwed me. I was concerned they relied too much on Kevin Durant, and to be honest, I had no idea Southern Cal was that good. I hope they stay good enough to beat UNC and bust up some more brackets. My best pick of the whole tournament so far has to be UNLV. For one, I had seen them play a few games, and they were better than a seven seed. Plus, I thought the Big 10 was trash, and Wisconsin was an overrated team that build up a nice resume only by beating up scrub Big 10 teams. That's why Ohio State is the only Big 10 team left, and quite frankly, they should have lost to Xavier. If Xavier's Justin Gage hits both free throws with 9 seconds left, it's a four point game. Actually, if the referees had the guts to call Greg Oden for a intentional foul (you can't really say someone is going for the ball when they body block someone four feet out of bounds), the miss wouldn't have mattered because Xavier would have had the ball. Then those dickheads from McCarthy's would have gone home unhappy.

Well, I was right about the local teams not making it past the weekend. Eastern Kentucky almost embarrassed themselves by getting down 27 points in the first half. Then they completely redeemed themselves by pulling within four points in the second. Unfortunately, they couldn't hold on and ended up losing by 19. Still, it was an impressive comeback and further shows North Carolina's weakness in holding a lead. The future looks bright for Eastern Kentucky as they made the tournament for the second time in three years, and they did it with only one player who played in both games. Previously, Eastern hadn't been in the tournament since 1979. Of course, coach Jeff Neubauer could now be hot property to move up just like his predecessor Travis Ford. So, who knows where the program goes.

Louisville surprised me by playing Texas A&M as well as they did. I knew they would beat Stanford, because Stanford had two 7 footers and crappy guard play. I thought they would have a lot of trouble with the Aggies who have one of the best players in the country in Acie Law IV. UL still made a game of it with a chance to go ahead on free throws with 30 seconds left (both missed) and again on a last second three (missed). They stayed in the game because they had a ton of screaming Cardinal fans in attendance, and Edgar Sosa scored 31 points. By scoring 31 points, Sosa kept the ball out of Terrance Williams' hands which means he couldn't jack up a bunch of stupid threes. Since I consider Texas A&M to be a Final Four caliber team, a three point loss to them isn't exactly devastating. Especially since the future looks so bright. Assuming no one transfers or makes a stupid jump attempt to the NBA, the only senior who did much was Brandon Jenkins, and he spent much of this year hurt. Their late season spurt was keyed by four freshman who needed maturing, and I expect as sophomores, they will really step up. If they do, and David Padgett and Juan Palacios don't die from another series of freak injuries, I think UL will have one of the deeper, talented teams in the country next year.

Unfortunately (not for me, but for UK fans), I don't think things are too bright for UK. They did have a good win over Villanova, because they kept feeding Randolph Morris instead of taking stupid, hurried shots (completely surprising me). They acquitted themselves pretty well against Kansas, although even when they pulled within four points in the second half, it really didn't seem likely they were going to come all the way back. Especially when Morris got into foul trouble and Bradley, Crawford and Meeks reverted to the stupid, hurried shots. Actually, I think UK did well considering how bad a matchup Kansas was for them. I said before that UK has enough talent to knock off a big boy, but I thought they needed to play their best game and have a bad one from Kansas to pull that off. Actually, I was surprised how many people thought UK was going to upset Kansas. It wasn't just the doofus at McCarthy's (UK's stout perimeter defense held Kansas to 63% shooting from the 3 point line), a woman I work with guaranteed at the end of the Villanova game that UK would beat Kansas because "they wanted it bad". Yeah. Kansas wins by 40, while UK outlasts a decent, but not stellar Villanova team. Only one of those teams really wants it. That's like me saying Phil wants a hooker without herpes really bad, but Jon doesn't care what she's got (strategically placed comment to enrage Phil; unconcerned about Jon who can't control his punches and only attacks garbage cans). Rick Bozich of the Louisville Courier-Journal actually thought the "March pressure" would get to Kansas after being bounced in the first round the past two years. Excuse me? While I don't really believe it, media reports have probably convince the UK players that they are playing for their coach's job. That's pressure. The fact is that Kansas has the kind of player UK used to have about 10 years ago (and lots of them). UK's only chance was to turn it into a half court game and feed Morris. They did and still lost by 12. They just don't have the horses that Kansas has. Besides, I just saw Kansas come back from a huge deficit to win the Big 12 tournament. Lately, I've been watching UK come from ahead to lose to the Mississippi States of the world.

And I'm not sure if UK will have the horses next year. The big problem is that Morris came on strong to finish out the season, and he can sign with an NBA team at any time. I don't know that he will, but it's certainly a possibility, because I'm not sure if his stock will be higher. If he goes, UK is in trouble unless they can get some recruits. That means their only centers would be Jared Carter, a redshirted project that I almost forgot was on the team, and an incoming freshman whose name I forget and looks like another project. The lose the only two power forwards who got much playing time in Bobby Perry (who had moments) and Sheray Thomas (okay, they might be better off without him). Smith apparently doesn't like Perry Stevenson, because his playing time dwindled bad, so I wouldn't be all that surprised if he left. Well, unless they don't get Patrick Patterson, because then Stevenson will be the only power forward on the roster. They bring back Joe Crawford, Ramel Bradley, Jodie Meeks and Derrick Jasper, but that's not necessarily a good thing. None of them seems to be a true point guard which means another year of turnover city unless they can pick up recruit Jai Lucas. If they can keep Morris and pick up Patterson or Lucas (or even both), I think UK will be about the same as this year (best case scenario). If Morris bolts, and they pick up Patterson and Lucas, I think they slip into the NIT. If Morris bolts and they don't get those two recruits, I'm not sure the NIT is in the picture next year.

After watching four days of basketball, I like my Kansas pick even more (which means they on't win it all). Florida and North Carolina took a while to put away Purdue and Michigan State. Other top seeds have struggled. I think talent-wise that Kansas has the athletes. It's kind of interesting that the ACC was rated the top conference this year, but North Carolina is the only one left. The SEC and PAC-10 are doing well with three teams each. The Big 12 and Big East have two each. The Big 10 has one which means they tie the ACC. And also the Mountain West (UNLV), Conference USA (Memphis), Horizon League (Butler) and Missouri Valley (S. Ill.) who all have one team still alive for the Sweet Sixteen. Of course, it's even worse for the Big 10 and ACC. The four mid-major teams combined to beat four other mid-major teams, plus four teams from major conferences. Those four major conference wins were over a Big 10 school and three ACC schools. Does this mean the ACC is a mid-major conference?

Basketball, Bagpipes, Buckeyes and Beer

It was pretty ironic that I flew to Miami to watch Louisville play a football game, but when the basketball team played in their NCAA tournament games in Lexington, I only made a token effort to find a ticket. Actually, I had valid reasons. Stanford was garbage and had no business being in the tournament, so paying $153 for a full day pass when I probably wouldn't have been able to make the other three games didn't make economic sense. I did look around for a ticket for Saturday, but (unfortunately, as I was to later learn) Ohio State fans had flooded Lexington to go with a very large contingent of Louisville fans. I wasn't going to pay an inflated price, especially since I hurt my knee bowling (my first bowling related injury) and sitting in a tight ass arena seat designed for someone half my size with a knee that wouldn't bend completely didn't seem too appealing. So, I took a two hour lunch and watched the Standford game at Donato's.

I did watch UK's first round game at McCarthy's Irish Pub with a bunch of people from work where a couple of Ohio State fans showed up and turned me into a big Xavier fan. Pretty sad because the first Buckeye fan I ran into there was a nice guy representing his state well. Then, Tweedledum and Tweedledumber showed up. First they wanted to argue basketball (take heart Tubby Smith fans, they said Tubby was one of the best coaches in the country, but they waffled when I asked if they would trade Thad Matta for him). I was kind of surprised they wanted to talk trash about OSU refusing to schedule Xavier in the regular season, because Xavier wasn't on OSU's level. Real bright. Last year was Ohio State's first appearance in the NCAA tournament since 1992. Real good basketball pedigree there. Xavier made the tournament nine times since 1992. Then the dickweed said Xavier had no shot of staying close with OSU (Xavier makes a late free throw, they win in regulation instead of losing in OT). If it weren't for the fact that I would have to see him again, I would have taken his 12 point spread. Then, the Dumbass Duo started arguing with a Michigan/UK fan because they were too stupid to realize all the UK fans were going to side with a cross-bred UK fan even though I'm still not sure what Michigan can crow about since they lost in the NIT and fired their coach. Then to top it off, these guys practically dry humped a couple of girls in our group before being invited to take their little party elsewhere. Needless to say, they were making the more obnoxious UK fans look good.

Well, the UK fans were looking good until "The Guy" showed up. This is the type of person who makes normal fans cringe with embarrassment. I know because all the hardcore UK fans in my group were praying to God that he would leave. To begin with, he was demonstrative to the point that you thought it was more for show as he would get down on the floor and pound it with his hands just because UK hit a shot. For God's sakes, he cheered when UK called a timeout because they got trapped. He was completely wasted, and he wasn't a funny drunk. He was a dumb drunk who stumbled around and kept getting in the way. Apparently, he was unaware that it really wasn't that crowded in there (it has TVs, but isn't the best place to watch basketball) or loud, because whenever he felt like talking to you (which was constantly), he leaned in to yell in your ear. That wasn't the worst part about him leaning in and opening his mouth. His breath was. At first, I thought he was drinking something funky, but I don't know of any alcohol that leads to that stench. My next thought was he had eaten something with a lot of onion flavor, like maybe a bag of onions. Or maybe he just likes to eat ass before going out. Or maybe he was talking out of his ass, because he made the statement that UK has more talent than any other team in the country and would win it all because of their perimeter defense. Not real sure what planet that theory came from. While UK may have enough talent to upset one of the big boys, I can't see them beating more than one of them. Fortunately, he developed a man crush on one of the others in the group, and I could avoid him.

One cool thing about the night was that the Irish Defense Forces Pipe Band showed up. They were in town for the St. Patrick's Day parade and decided to do a little impromptu concert at the local Irish pub in their full regalia. Which is great because I love to listen to bagpipes. They figured out the local customs pretty quick too. They knew to wait until after the basketball game before going on. They bitched about going outside to smoke. And they had a ready answer to the question about what they were wearing under their kilts (they said it was some form of flip-flop which I didn't stick around for a better description).

Sadly, Lexington doesn't seem to be too smart about hosting NCAA tournament games. The St. Patrick's Day parade still went off at 1:00pm which is about the same time that the first game at Rupp Arena began. Didn't anyone look at the calendar and think about moving the parade a couple of hours earlier? Then, there was the Weekender section of the Herald-Leader which listed places to go for out-of-towners coming in for the games. Under the "places to go dancing", they listed one - The Bar. I'm beginning to think that place has the Herald-Leader on retainer because it was also mentioned prominently in an article about how gay-friendly Lexington is. It would have been one thing for the paper to list them under places to dance, but it's quite another to not list any other place. Since I can't dance, I don't know the dancing hot spots, but I'm pretty sure there have to be others. I'm also pretty sure that your average Ohio State fan who wants to dance still doesn't want to a gay bar. I'm very sure the average Xavier fan wants nothing to do with a gay bar.

And I still haven't mentioned the tournament much. Most years I have a few questions about the choices the tournament committee makes, but this year, I couldn't believe a couple of the decisions. As I already pointed out, Stanford (18-12) had no business in the tournament. Sure, they had a couple of nice wins in the PAC-10, but they lost to Air Force by 34 points. This team was so confident going into the tournament that they left their pep band, cheerleaders and mascot at home. It wouldn't surprise me if they had Friday plane tickets. Another team that had no business being in the tournament was Arkansas. Not only were they fourth in the SEC West, they finished 7-9 there, and I don't think any team should get an at-large bid if they had a losing record in conference. I can think of about eight teams offhand that I would have put in before Arkansas (Miss St, Ole Miss, Drexel, West Virginia, Kansas St, OK St., Air Force, Syracuse), and I don't care if any of these teams didn't do squat in the NIT. It's a nothing tournament. A lot of teams that thought they were tourney bound don't want to be in the NIT. They've seen Girls Gone Wild. They want to go on spring break, not to a tournament no one will remember two days after it's over. Sure, the NC States of the world get up for it. They struggled before turning it up late, and this is something to build on for next year. Syracuse is the team that really got shafted. They were 10-6 in the Big East with wins over Georgetown, Marquette and Villanova. I wouldn't just put them in ahead of Arkansas or Stanford. I would have put them in before Arizona, Purdue, Illinois, Georgia Tech, Villanova, and Texas Tech.

Now, the luckiest team in the country was Louisville. Rick Pitino said that playing their first round game at Rupp Arena was not an advantage. Then his nose grew about six inches. How can he say this crap with a straight face, and how does anyone believe it? No team had a first/second round site closer to their home gym than Louisville, and their first round opponent was coming from California for a 9:30 Pacific time game. No wonder Stanford didn't bring anyone. It was a straight up home game for UL. Some people thought UK fans would go just to boo Pitino, but how many UK fans would spend $153 to boo someone, especially when they can probably re-sell the tickets with a nice little mark-up to UL and Ohio State fans? Texas A&M really got the shaft. For now. Why should a 3 seed have to play a 6 seed in what was basically a home game? I think having a home game feel is the main reason UL almost upset the Aggies. Of course, now Texas A&M has the advantage over 2 seed Memphis (assuming Memphis beats Nevada) because their Sweet Sixteen game is in San Antonio.

And I can't talk about the tournament without mentioning CBS' piss poor coverage. To begin with, the audio sucked on Saturday. The volume kept going down, then back up, then down again. I'm beginning to think they forget they have the ability to show replays. During the Ohio State/Xavier game, Greg Oden was called for basket interference, and instead of showing a replay to see if it was a good call, we got to watch OSU coach Thad Matta scream at the refs. Five minutes later, they finally show a replay, and it was a good call as the ball was in the cylinder. Then, at the end of the half, Oden did it again, but this time it wasn't called. One of the retarded announcers then said it shows the calls even out. So, the correct call in Xavier's favor needs to be offset with a bad call that goes against them? How stupid is that? Then there was the schedule. Okay, I understand that the local affiliate isn't going to flip to another game when UK is playing, but why not do it with other games? UNC and Michigan State were going at it in a back and forth game, but we had to watch a brutally ugly Indiana/UCLA game (although they did eventually switch, but at that point UNC had pulled ahead). And in Lexington, we should be in good shape for game watching because WKYT apparently has an arrangement to show games on the CW channel too. Yet, I don't know how many times I flipped to CW to see if a better game was being shown, and the same game on WKYT was on. Don't they coordinate this crap?

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Pre March Madness

A few days before March Madness begins, and I still don’t know who to pick to win it all. There’s been too much mediocrity in college basketball this year. At some point during the season I was high on Florida, UNC, Kansas and UCLA. Then all, but Kansas picked up some ugly losses although Florida and UNC redeemed themselves in their conference tournaments. I think the Big 10 sucks so I don’t trust Ohio State or Wisconsin. Some second tier teams have warts like Memphis (CUSA schedule) and Texas (while Kevin Durant is incredible, Texas is too dependent on him). So, does that leave me with Kansas? I don’t know. They were knocked out of the NCAAs in the first round the past two years which concerns me. However, a year’s seasoning may make a difference. One drawback to Kansas doing well is every time they mention their starting center, the song “I Feel For You” will run through my head. Piss on it. I may go with Georgetown.

One thing I do know is that I’m not predicting a local team past the Sweet Sixteen, if they are lucky enough to get there. Louisville had been on a roll to end the season, but started showing their bad habits in the Big East tournament. Actually, I still wasn’t sold during their winning streak, because most of it was against scrubs. Unless bubble teams Toothless Redneck Central Tech and Syracuse get a bid, UL would have only beaten two teams (Pitt and Marquette) who are considered NCAA locks. And they needed a miracle three pointer to beat Marquette. Now, considering that earlier in the season, UL dumped games against Dayton and UMASS which questioned their ability to compete in the Atlantic 10, I’m pretty happy where they ended up. At that point, I didn’t think they would make the Big East tournament, let alone the NCAA. Still, I don’t see a big NCAA run, because they are not mentally tough. They’ve let too many teams come back when they’ve had a big lead because they stop doing what got them the lead (mainly Terrance Williams starts jacking up bad three point shots).

On the other hand, UK is just mentally inept. They protect the ball about as well as a crackwhore does her dignity. They struggle to hold a lead against bad teams while letting good teams build an insurmountable lead. They just find a way to lose. The loss to Mississippi State is UK basketball in a nutshell this year. I won’t get into whether the lane violation call should have been made (I think we all know there is a grand SEC conspiracy against UK because the last thing the league wants is UK playing on the weekend of the tournament), because the Bulldogs aren’t very good, but UK just couldn’t put them away. Then, on the last play of overtime, they didn’t even get a shot off. Really, does UK even run plays out of a timeout? Ironically, while watching the first half of UK/MSU at work, we were discussing whether or not Edgar Sosa walked at the end of regulation when tying up the UL/WVU game (he did since three steps is a violation even in the NBA), and my boss said I should feel lucky because UK wouldn’t even have gotten a shot off with only 4 seconds left. Then, an hour later, no shot.

While their 3-6 record to finish the season has some people listing UK as a bubble team, I will be very surprised if UK is left out. Of course, based on their digression at the end of the season, I will also be very surprised if they make it past the first weekend. Which brings up the big question – What happens to Tubby? Actually, nothing. He may be forced to change his assistants, but he isn’t resigning (why lose the $4 million buyout) nor will UK take the PR hit and fire him. This isn’t Mike Shula getting canned by Alabama a year after a 10 win season, because he only had one good season there. To begin with, Smith does have the title, is two years removed from an Elite Eight and has never missed the NCAA tournament at UK (assuming I’m right about them getting a bid in about an hour). That alone would make firing him hard, but the real reason is Adolph Rupp U. is not going to fire their first black head coach with that kind of record, especially a year after Glory Road came out. So, unless we find out Smith has been having an "inappropriate relationship" with Sheray Thomas (which would explain how Thomas averaged almost 20 minutes per game), he’s not going to get fired.

I’ve actually been surprised by the lack of real anger at Smith for another rather depressing year. Most UK fans I know are just resigned rather than pissed. Sure, you get such fun groups as the Dynasty Defenders and the irate hillbillies may not have access to message boards and radio talk shows probably screen the truly angry so not to lose access to UK athletics (Tubby’s show just stops taking calls), but I still think the reaction has been subdued. Sure, I wasn’t expecting a cross burning in Tubby’s front yard. Okay, maybe I was, but outside of one newspaper ad and Dave no longer singing that Tubby’s the best black coach in America, it’s pretty tame. I remember when Bill Curry was at Alabama. Forget his UK career for the moment. In three years at Alabama, Curry won the Sugar Bowl and compiled the highest winning percentage of any Bama coach in the post Bear Bryant era. Yet, people were hiring moving vans to go park in front of his house because they were so unhappy with him.

I think the only way Smith goes this year is if UK flames out in the first round, Mitch Barnhart publicly insists on specific changes and Smith says no. So, does Tubby need to go? Rick Pitino says no, but Tubby’s his former assistant, plus the longer Tubby coaches UK to relative mediocrity, Pitino’s record at UK looks better and better (ironically, Pitino is struggling to beat him while at UL or it could be worse for Smith). Truthfully, if he coached UL, I would want Smith gone. There is a list being emailed around comparing Tubby’s UK career with Pitino’s (win percentages, games ranked in top 10, Final Fours, etc), and what’s remarkable was how poorly Tubby’s record compared even when the two years UK was on probation are included in Pitino’s record. Tubby took over a team that had been to back-to-back championship games, won a title and hasn’t been back to the Final Four since. Since then, they’ve been just as likely to have a team mired in controversy as a good one. Tubby says he’s the man to get UK back to the top, but he didn’t really do it the first time. It’s been a gradual slide since, and they’ve often been pretty ugly to watch too. So, why would I think Smith is the one to turn it around? Yet, as a UL fan, my suggestion is sign him to an extension.