A man gets stopped by police. He gives them a bag of weed that he'd hidden in his ass crack. Note to the kids out there. Hiding it in your ass crack apparently doesn't keep it hidden. So if you are willing to accept the taste of ass on your pot in the hopes of not getting it confiscated (and you sent to jail), it may not work. But the best was yet to come. He also had a bag of crack cocaine up there. But he said it wasn't his. Fortunately he did not blame it on the crack fairy. He said someone left it in the car and he shoved it up his ass too. Which is about as believable as the crack fairy. Who would leave that much crack in someone else's car? But on the plus side, where he's going, a lot of strangers will try to put things up his ass.
But drugs don't just find their way up an ass crack. A woman ......somewhere.......stuffed some meth so far up her..........well, something......... that they didn't turn up in a body cavity search. She got caught because it broke open and caused her to OD. But until that point, she had a big smile on her face.
Great news here. Obama's wacky plan to try terrorists captured in military or black ops operations has hit a snag that no one could see. Well, unless you include people with any intelligence. A judge has just thrown out evidence because the person providing it was discovered through "enhanced interrogation". That's a brilliant idea. Giving constitutional protections to foreigners who are making war on us. I keep hearing how it needs to be done because this is the way America is. That's crap. Soldiers are not going to inform someone caught on the battlefield of their Miranda rights. Besides, does anyone really believe American troops and secret agents in World War II weren't willing to rough up/torture the hell out of captured Japanese and Germans to get instant intel? Of course they did. If you think you're about to be hit by the enemy,just grab someone who might know and find out what he knows. Face it. The point of having the military commissions was to keep military prisoners in jail as criminals instead of POWs because these are guys you do not want going back into public. That was the point of the Nuremberg Trials. It wasn't really to follow rule of law. The Nuremberg Trials were a joke when one of the Russian judge's legal background was presiding over Stalin's show trials. Plus part of the charges against the German high command was invading Poland. You know, just like our Soviet "Allies" did.
Watching the Vikings-Jets game. Boring. I am curious. If the Vikings lose and go to 1-3 (possibly putting the playoffs out of reach), will his injuries suddenly make Brett Favre go on injured reserve? After all, he only came back to make a Super Bowl run. Does anyone see him playing a meaningless game in Philly in December? Why do that when he can sit in his house in Mississippi and send pictures of his wang (you may not want to play the vid) to former Jets employees. It started as singular, but now it's plural. I used to take pictures of my junk and send it out all the time, but it was an old Trac phone and everyone kept asking why I was sending pics of a vienna sausage.
As Jason Whitlock points out, this could be more than just crass behavior by a spoiled, pampered athlete. He did this to a team employee which is sexual harassment which means it's a bit more problematic than what the Jets did recently. Based on recent precedent of suspensions without evidence of a crime, the NFL may be stuck having to suspend one of their most legendary players for being a jerk. Gee, who would have thought the Ben Roethlisberger suspension may set a bad precedent. Besides me, of course. Let's see. Favre's already fumbled twice tonight and they're still scoreless in the third quarter. If that doesn't change, the Vikings will stay as the second lowest scoring team in the league. The Vikings may start lobbying the NFL to suspend Favre for the rest of the year.
And yes, my opinion of Jenn Sterger's journalistic ability (I'm sure I used pics of her on the ole semi-porn fantasy football site) isn't any higher than what I thought of the Mexican sports reporter who got catcalls from the Jets players. But Sterger worked for the team and was getting more than catcalls from the franchise star. Makes it a bit different.
Now here's a better sexual harassment story. Assuming it's true (I have my doubts), some jailers in Belgium may be making hot female lawyers take off their bras by falsely claiming the wires in them were setting off the metal detectors. Would still be pretty crude behavior but at least they used more ingenuity than sending pictures of their johnson.
Ah, that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He proclaimed in a speech at the UN that the US was responsible for 9/11 (one of these days bin Laden is going to get pissed that his friends in the Middle East won't give him the credit he wants for that). So, of course the US staged a walkout. Very symbolic. Then the UN boss ripped him for his comments saying they didn't have a place there. Yawn. But let's face it. What did they expect to happen? He's tin-pot wannabe dictator only held in power by the religious leadership that really runs Iran. The US was stupid to even be in the room when he spoke. Why give that nutsack any credibility by showing up at all? But the UN showing any type of condemnation of Iran is laughable. Remember that idiot organization put Iran on their Women's Rights Commission. How is that working out? Oh, you have a country that just arrested two journalists for trying to visit the son of a woman on death row. Her crime? Adultery. Oh, and she was already whipped for messing around after her husband died. Good move putting that country on a women's rights group. I guess the Right To Die (over sex and whether you want to or not) is deeply ingrained in Iran.
A question that has puzzled researchers for years - why do squirrels masturbate? All very scientific answers, but we all know why. Because they can.
I'll freely admit that I've never really known crap about Katy Perry. And really could have lived my life without knowing too much. After all, the first real story I heard about her dealt with her giving a concert at her old high school. And seeing her old crush who she then tried to embarrass for not asking her out back in the day. Let's see. "Oh yeah, you really chose right honey. What’s up. What’s up now, player." Really? He would have been better off dating a girl in high school who is both narcissistic and incredibly insecure and would have most likely dumped him the moment she got famous? Her crush seems to agree with me. But then I found out that she was on Sesame Street and they cut a scene from the show because she's showing too much cleavage. That kind of made me want to take a second look (but nothing audible after hearing her music). After seeing said scene, my response is "meh". I like my cleavage to have more cleavage.
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