Philadelphia schools are running into a little problem. Too much bumping and grinding at the school dances. So, they made their bastard students sign a contract to say they wouldn't dance like strippers giving a lap dance. I thought it was cute that the article mentioned some other places had tried it and led to students organizing their own dance. Which leads to a couple of thoughts. First thought is good. Make them pay for their own dances. Save some taxpayer money. Second thought? How did they pay for it? Get money from their parents? Says a lot about their parents if a girl can go ask daddy for some money to pay for a dance just so some pimply faced teenager can rub his junk up against daddy's little girl. Actually, I think what I like most about the article was them repeatedly saying students were dancing inappropriately but the evidence was "bodily fluid" being found on the floor after the dance. I won't say where all I've left bodily fluids but I'm pretty sure to leave them on a dance floor, something will not be in my pants when it gets left. So, I think inappropriate dancing is quite the understatement.
I think if I ever visit China, I want to visit a Walmart. Just to find out what picture #6 is.
This is cute. Iran sent a flotilla to take "aid" to Gaza (well, Hamas). Then changed their mind. Probably because of that "aid" flotilla from Turkey that got people killed because Israel may have concerns that the "aid" could include weaponry that could be used against it. Which of course, sent the world into a tizzy. Because everyone knows that the single source of the world's problems is a Middle Eastern country the size of New Jersey who had the poor taste to be the only secular democracy in the region long before anyone else. Just because their enemies want them utterly destroyed and the blockade is very legal is no reason for them not to just die and solve this problem. How can you support a country that is allowing people in Gaza to starve? Even though that isn't happening. But seriously, how can anyone take the side of a country that allows freedom against such a reputable organization like Hamas? I'm sure they had a very good reason for shutting down non-governmental orgs on an whim. And they were aligned with such a wonderful organization out of Turkey. One that included people who wanted to be martyrs before the trip started. Because we all know the good people of the Middle East like to brag about Auschwitz and 9/11. But the Israelis must have used disproportinate force. After all, there was more than a handful of them (using paintball guns) versus a lot of enemies who only had pipes and knives (although Reuters didn't think you needed to know about the knives). Just for future reference to my friends who may one day decide to hit me over the head an iron bar, I will shoot you if you try.
This whole episode is laughable. Ignorant "pundits" have tried to blame violence and terrorism in the name of Islam on the plight of the Palestinians. But no one is willing to point out that every other refugee situation from the World War II era has been resolved. Yet, all the very wealthy Arab (not to mention Islamic) countries have no problem with letting the Palestinians live in squalor for 60 years. It's not like Saudi Arabia and Egypt (who has its own blockade on land routes to Gaza) or others have gone out of the way to give citizenship to Palestinians (who are not any different from other Arab speaking Muslims of the region). And no one seems able to explain why concern for Palestinians would cause Indonesians to bomb a resort or Filipino Muslims to behead Christians. Those areas aren't even remotely close to the Middle East. But let's just assume Israel is the new evil empire and relished killing those nine Turks. So what? Why is this such a major issue? About 40 South Korean sailors died when the North Koreans shot their boat with a torpedo. Wasn't nearly as much outrage. Guess the governments of the world hate Koreans.
I only watched the first couple of seasons of The Wonder Years. I should have stayed for the later epidsodes.
WTF?? I mean really, WTF???? I understand making some changes to super hero costumes to update them. But Wonder Woman? Changing her costume to show less skin????? Back in the '70s, I watched the Wonder Woman TV show. Wasn't sure why I liked it so much. Probably had something to do with waiting for Lynda Carter's boobs to fly out of the Wonder Woman top. She was friggin hot.
One good thing came out of the whole Israeli situation. It gave Helen Thomas the chance to show her ass and get fired for it. I'll be honest. That insufferable little troll was quite annoying. Her reputation was based on affirmative action (a female in a position composed of mostly males) and the fact that she wouldn't die. Just because someone has been covering the White House for a billion years doesn't mean she really knows what is going on. Actually, I'd argue the opposite. She's been in an insular community (White House press corps) so long that she doesn't know shit about anything going on. Actually, it's quite obvious she doesn't have a clue. But this whole incident was par for the course for her. People should realize just because someone is old doesn't make them smart. But I do like that after consideration, Wayne State has decided that they'll keep her name on their diversity in media award. Just hope one of those dirty Jews that she hates so much doesn't win it.
A third of the internet is made up of porn. Not that I surf porn, but I would have thought it was higher.
Some woman in England is facing jail time for a noise problem. Mainly she can't keep from being too loud while getting it on. To be honest, I was hoping for a recording. After seeing the pictures of the offending couple, I didn't want videos. God knows I didn't want that. But I was curious how loud were they being. And was she talking dirty? This is what discriminating news readers want to know.
Here's a classy couple. Busted for child endangerment. Daddy thought it would be a good idea to give his not-yet-two year old some hits on his bong. Strangely enough, the police disagreed. Mabye it was the size of the bong. Or maybe this was some really stupid bastards who shouldn't be breeding.
Classic example of why Republicans don't really trust the so called mainstream media. Second banana and first class moron Joe Biden gets some custard. Amazingly, he tries to pay for it rather than consider it a paid tax. The manager of the this custard shop asks him to lower taxes. According to the aired report, Biden just ignores him. Then you see the rest of the story. Biden decides to get angry and call the guy a smartass. Because this is the most horrible thing a vice president has ever been told. Well, if he's a Democrat. Sorry, Joe. As VP, you should have a bit thicker skin than that. Believe it or not, you might run into people who disagree with you. But this is an aberration. Surely no other Democrat would be so condescending to a constiuent with real concerns. Would they?
Okay, it wasn't me. Still, pretty funny story. Some guy rolled his car. He got stuck. While waiting for authorities to come get him out, he decided to crack open another beer. To be honest, I can't really blame him. If you're busted, you're busted. Why let that last beer go to waste?
Now, this guy. Yeah, I can blame him. The cops catch you drinking underage. You should probably try to keep your pants on. But it is good to know that crime in the Chicago area has dropped so much that they can call in backup to chase an 18 year old drinking a beer.
And one more story on naked chicks. And she's moderately attractive unlike the loud mouth sex addict in a previous story. She pulls up to a man's car. Gets out. Naked. But unlike most fantasies and porn movies, she doesn't have dirty, nasty sex. She just steals his car. The police catch her. Or try. She's sweaty so they can't get a grip (obviously not grabbing the right places). So she steals a police car. Until she wrecks it. And tries to run. So, they eventually taser her. Which stops her. Naked and sweaty. Stealing police cars. Jumping fences. Sounds like a fun date.
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